Maybe our favorite quotations say more about us than about the stories and people we’re quoting.John Green (via justlikealaska)
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Awesome: Obama writes absence note for fifth-grader
Missing school to see the president? Be sure you get one of these. Ryan Sullivan, an employee at a Honeywell plant in Minnesota, got the chance to introduce Barack Obama Friday, which led to his fifth-grade son, Tyler, missing school. Fortunately, Barack came though with this. Awesome. (thanks HyperVocal, which is also on Tumblr)
I think I’m in love with the President.
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OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM I’M NOT JOKING THIS IS HIS IDEA OF COMING OUT I’M GOING TO PISS.
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i just came to say hello on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/21522395
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the drops in the pirates of the caribbean ride were put in because the ride has to go underground to avoid hitting the disneyland railroad tracks
the drops in skrillex’s hit single “scary monsters and nice sprites” were put in because the song wasn’t sick enough without them
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